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2009-11-19T02:18:00.001-05:00

Tardy For The Party

2009-11-08T09:44:00.001-05:00

Hook x type x taste MIXTAPE

2009-11-06T21:19:00.005-05:00

Nick Hook teamed up with Taste to bring you Taste Mix 3. Dope artwork by Aerosyn- Lex.

I Hate that bitch- ass Wesley Snipes

2009-11-02T20:41:00.002-05:00

was missin this dude today. black gums and all.

Top 5 Tuesdays (even tho its Wednesday)

2009-10-28T15:16:00.005-04:00

Cuz of our show totally spaced yesterday and forgot to post The Goddess Lexo aka Alexis Tricky Travis aka Trixxxxxx Top 5. She's our friend/dancer/and many things. And here it is. Luv u gurl. NEXT TO THE BABY CLOTHES.

IF I HAD A DICK FOR A DAY

1. Well, first I would name him Russel D.Salamander (The Hoe Slammer/Pussy Jammer )

2. Fuck a fat white girl. They call her Fat Back. (seems like it would be a ton of fun)

3. Find a way to impregnate Erykah Badu with her fourth child. Another son. Named eight.

4. Hold an Annual Dick Control Class (a step by step program teaching dudes how to hold their cum until their partners arrive first. Thust removing all signs of bitchassness, improving their sex skills, and stepping their love game from a 2 to a 10. (would make me rich!!) Would also ensure that yo girls, hoes, and wives aren't getting tossed up by your best friends, fathers, neighbors, or ME. Russel D.

5. Take Tiombe out for a dinner with some kale.

FOLLOW LEX ON TWITTER

TUESDAY FREE SHOW w DAM FUNK!!!

2009-10-25T21:10:00.003-04:00

hey there, come out to brooklyn bowl tuesday. free show with the god dam funk to celebrate the release of his full length LP as well as him being on the cover of the new fader mag. We hit around 10. tell a friend.

FREAK FRIDAY

2009-10-23T10:10:00.001-04:00

Jamire Williams, aka Jams, Freaky Friday Pick

Once again it's on!! So everybody wanna know how Jam's feeling on this FREAKY FRIDAY huh?!?! Well...as I said before, it's officially snow bunny season!! No disrespect to my "sistahs" but at a time like this when the weather begins to change and there is a good reason to stay inside and cuddle up with someone nice and respectful...someone who won't give you attitude about why you won't take them out, why you want have sex with them when they got a wrap on they head and no make up on, why you ain't tell them you had three kids...etc...you need the black man's kryptonite...no NOT chicken...A WHITE GIRL!! With that being said, I'm taking it back to the first time I remember getting what I now know as...aroused!

It was a dreary summer's day in Houston, Tx and my grandmother decided to let me pick a movie to watch. Since I had warped the Coming To America VHS tape, I decided to go with another comedy of sort...Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you Jessica Rabbit!! Jessica fu*king Rabbit!!! The OG snow bunny with the name to prove it!! I don't know if I was quite man enough to give her much back then...but today, on this FREAKY FRIDAY, I would give her all this monsters got...all 2 pumps this chump has to offer!!! Somebody animate me please or bring me a cardboard cut out or something...

A moment of silence please for Mrs. Jessica Rabbit

*(no animals or cartoon cut outs were harmed in the making of this post)

CZ meets HA mixtape

2009-10-13T11:24:00.000-04:00

hi, we made a mixtape before our little journey with head automatica.. if you wanna pick up a physical copy, head over this way.

FREAK FRIDAY

2009-10-09T11:10:00.004-04:00

I love you Project Pat.

TOP FIVE TUESDAYS

2009-10-06T13:45:00.016-04:00

Jimmy Helvin's Top 5 for Tuesday!
Jimmy makes all of my dresses and is my dear friend. Here is his top 5.

1. Jean print leggings.

The perfect recession friendly fall denim. Available for $4.00 at the 99 cents store on Grand Street and Graham avenue in Brooklyn. Don't knock em til you try them. The 99 cent variety have higher quality prints than the ones at Strawberry and are $5 dollars cheaper!

2. Leopard Print Stretch Velvet

Straight from the upcoming "Josephine" video. I whipped up a number for the LePore shortly after. Catch the matching opera length gloves from LaCrasia (Thanks John!).

http://www.lacrasia.com/

3. Animal Hair Hats

From Japanese artist Nagi Noda of Hanpanda fame.

http://www.naginoda.com/

4. Billy Beyond Eyewear

Frameless and 100% UVA and UVB protective. Each piece signed by the artist. Email auntalice@gmail.com for details.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAeLcX4ax8s

5. Leoncie

"Spectacular Leoncie is the Instrumentalist of all her songs. She spends hundreds of hours perfecting her music,u ntil every song has been thoroughly improved and polished repeatedly before recording her songs in professional recording studios, anywhere in the world, and after she has arranged every minute detail, to perfection, Leoncie produces and performs all her music, in the recording studio with such artistic, impressive ease that she finishes recording 2 songs within 3 hours, like the professional she is."

Get into it!

Contact Jimmy Helvin: jimmyhelvin@gmail.com

The Elegant, Beautiful, and Professional Adventures of Cubic Zirconia

2009-10-05T18:23:00.012-04:00

#1 ADVENTURE

First up is:
Ready To Slide
A free promotional sex tape. Well, EP. And I don't mean Enlarged Pu**y. I mean a short baby album. And no i don't mean short term relationship with a man thats turned into your son.

1. Make Her Say (Cubic Zirconia Remix): This is our take on Kid Cudi's "Make Her Say" which is his take on Lady Gaga's "Poker Face". My face hurts. Too much poking.

2. Freebase Kool Hersh Blend: Hersh took our song "Freebase" that was already nasty and mashed it up with Joker's "Digidesign" and shit got nastier. Its sexy but scary, cuz my vocals are screwed. Its like you're in the Twin Peaks club, One Eyed Jacks, and Joker's beat is playing in the background and a woman who sounds like a man in a red dress is singing in your ear. Trannie? More like trannie perfection!

3. "D.F.A.D" a.k.a Dick For A Day: One day while walking the streets of the East Village, my dear friend Amy and I discussed the idea every woman has had; what if I had for a dick for a day? Bitches don't front. I told Nick of this thought and he replied, "Can you say 'I'd spray it round like a motherfucker A K?' ". #646th reason why Nick is my dear friend andmusic partner. So, I marched my trifflant ass over the bridge and wrote dick. He threw in Art of Noise and there you have it or don't.

4. Cubic Zirconia - Fuck Work (Michael Meds Remix): This remix reminds me of a Twin Peaks rave and the ecstasy FINALLY starts to hit and you don't know where your boyfriend is. But the laughs round 3:59 is my fav. It sounds like the laughter of the bitch that pussy whipped your brother. I act all of this characters out alone at my dance parties at 2 pm. Call me.

5. Apsci Under Control RMX: - We collaborated with ApSci on a couple of projects. First off I have to say I love love them and reeeeally love Dana. We spent a good 8 mins on g chat discussing what me and Katt William's children would be like. Funny or short or both or maybe neither. We did a hardcore remix for they're song "Under Control". Umm...using Sammy Siegler. That shouldn't be allowed.We also worked with them on our upcoming single for Josephine. They are ill directors.

Here's the original song and their video they, of course, directed

6. Fuck Work Mr. Hook Gone Wild: I have dance parties, but Nick has vocal R&B parties/ performances in his bedroom. My favorite song of the year. Hands down. Done.

I promise to post more, but for now I'm off for the city. Maggie feed me!

***Cubic Zirconia is a NOT a free sex organization. We require money.***

Check 1

2009-09-24T17:44:00.001-04:00

Testing out this phone

- sent from the heart

Who has cable?

2009-09-24T10:51:00.000-04:00

VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

herbie!

2009-09-10T03:21:00.002-04:00

just took a lil pic while i was cleaning the crib today. it inspires me, hopefully it will to you as well.

look for some free music coming your way on tuesday. )

Mariah Carey ain't got shit on the bol!

2009-09-06T11:19:00.001-04:00

get low

2009-09-01T13:18:00.001-04:00

get your girl in the mood quicker

2009-08-30T14:07:00.001-04:00

st. ides recap

2009-08-30T14:03:00.001-04:00

rewind 2

2009-08-30T14:00:00.000-04:00

dont sleep on the gay headrub

rewind

2009-08-30T13:41:00.000-04:00

august 26th!!!! cz michna apsci

2009-08-13T23:06:00.004-04:00

get them tickets in advance!

Cubic Zirconia's Next Show in NYC

2009-08-06T14:23:00.006-04:00

We're excited our line up for our Mercury Lounge show Aug 26. Michna and Apsci. Yay!! If you think Santos was buck this is going to be even crazier trust! Good bands, surprises!!

If you were at last show we suggest buying tix NOW to avoid the madness!!Click here for tix!

And check out Apsci

and Michna

My Favorite Singer

2009-08-05T10:56:00.000-04:00

Weaves

2009-08-04T21:50:00.001-04:00

why do they continue to do this to my people with food comericals?

2009-08-04T15:00:00.001-04:00

1989 Todd Performs Smooth Criminal

2009-08-03T00:08:00.006-04:00

Hi it's Todd. I just got this transfered from VHS so finally i can share this with the world. I love you Michael. I will miss you.

free mixtape download

2009-08-02T03:01:00.002-04:00

hi, its nick. daryl from head automatica and i did a little mixtape before we did our baby tour.

you can get it free right here. enjoy :)

Sono sopra de ti- ha/cz mix by 7bc

NYC HEADLINE TIX ONSALE NOW!

2009-08-02T02:18:00.001-04:00

buybuybuybuy in advance and dont get left outside!!!!

mix

2009-07-19T19:26:00.001-04:00

April.08.quickmix 1 by nickhook

Just BEAT It

2009-07-15T11:31:00.002-04:00

Never Break it Up

2009-07-12T12:34:00.000-04:00

cz gets written up in the new york times!

2009-07-04T18:32:00.002-04:00

NEW YORK TIMES!!!!!

RECORD RELEASE PARTY TOMORROW NYC

2009-07-01T12:03:00.001-04:00

AWESOME

2009-06-21T20:20:00.000-04:00

Hazel Dobkins

2009-06-21T15:05:00.003-04:00

Okay. I don't know what the hell this fuckery is, but I highly highly highly suggest clicking the link below. Michael Douglas is a freaky freak nasty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvl82Z9Zqg

Freaky Fridays (RIP Magic Fingers)

2009-06-19T19:46:00.004-04:00

Wednesday, June 17, John Joseph Houghtaling, aka homie who brought our grand-parents The Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed, passed on. His freaky ass was 92 years old. He is my freak of the week because, in my opinoion, is the first person to show us it's okay to have robotic side dishes in the bedroom. RIP homie.
I can't post a picture of the vibrating bed because I'm at work.

Podcasssssst

2009-06-17T23:17:00.003-04:00

So we made this podcast for Diesel U music and if my calculations are correct it airs live streaming at 9am and 9pm streaming BST so that means it airs 3am and 3pm EST (etc. etc figure it out)... The site is dieselumusic.com . Its got a bunch of music we used to play, alot of music we love now, alot of music that we grew up on and alot of talking shit. Give it a listen ok?

Top 5 Tuesdays!!

2009-06-17T01:52:00.002-04:00

I know it's Wednesday morning technically but close enough. This weeks installment is brought to you by my brother Neil Rubenstein from Sons of Abraham fame. That was our straightedge jewish brutal ass hardcore band. Yes, really. Peep Neil's Comedy here: www.myspace.com/neilrubenstein

Don't believe in evolution? Don't read this.

5. Wingless Flight

Squirrels and Sugargliders and shit that can leap from tree to tree and glide forever on air caught under their patagium. There's also flying possums... Can you imagine? No, seriously, take a second. How rad would that be? And this is only number 5. Get psyched.

4. Opposable Tails

Monkeys, et al, that can use their tails to hang from or carry things. Very cool. That's a huge advancement. First monkey that carried something with his tail probably blew all the other monkey's minds. They were all struggling with something, or juggling, whatever monkeys do when we aren't watching, and then along came that first monkey, all nonchalant. Other monkeys were mind freaked.

3. Opposable Thumbs

Forget tails, THUMBS! Opening doorknobs, txt messaging. These are pretty important things not a lot of animals can do. You know those guys that only have one thumb? Those guys are bummed. A lot more bummed than dudes with nine toes, thats for sure. And way more bummed than a monkey with no tail. We, as humans, actually traded our tails in, but kept thumbs, thats gotta say something for thumbs.

2. Adhesive Toes

WHAT? Are you kidding me?!!?! You can walk up walls? That's ridiculous. I mean, totally valid trade for being so tiny and shit. Imagine being huge and able to walk up walls? That would creep everyone out. You think for a second if something as big as a dog could walk up walls and just hang out there, we wouldn't have exterminated the entire species? That's too big, with too many weapons, to be hanging out on a wall, just chilling. Spiders are as a big and scary as we can handle. Any bigger, we wouldn't be catching it in a cup and releasing it outside, that's for damn sure.

1. Speech

Fuck yeah! We can talk and shit. I'm sorry, that trumps gliding. I know. It's crazy! I could say all of these things out loud. So what, you can glide from tree to tree? Eagles can just whip by and eat you. I'm down for speech. Eagles can't eat speech. FACT.

THE FARMACY

2009-06-16T12:38:00.002-04:00

via dlisted

AWESOME

2009-06-15T21:15:00.001-04:00

7 Eyed Jack

2009-06-15T09:49:00.002-04:00

RECORD RELEASE PARTY

2009-06-14T23:57:00.001-04:00

JULY 2ND SANTOS PARTY HOUSE NYC. BEST LINEUP EVERRRRRR

TIX AVAILABLE NOW ON TICKETWEB.COM

FREAKY FRIDAYS (If i had a nickel)

2009-06-12T03:17:00.001-04:00

COURTESY OF A DAW via Stephen. Thanks guys!!

Exactly

2009-06-10T23:54:00.000-04:00

FUCK WORK (Nacho Lovers Remix) & Our baby mix

2009-06-10T12:29:00.002-04:00

HERE

FUCK WORK (Proper Villians & Jubilee Remix)

2009-06-10T12:23:00.003-04:00

PROPER VILLIANS & JUBILEE

GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT LOOK GOOD

2009-06-10T11:34:00.001-04:00

TOP FIVE TUESDAYS

2009-06-02T15:52:00.007-04:00

I've known Daniel and Sean for quite some time now. We've worked together on my personal project and I on theirs. They're awesome producers and musicians and they're band, Phenomenal Handclap Band, is incredible live and on record. Check below for their shows and release date and info.

Phenomenal Handclap Band's Top 5 Sandwiches:
Cemita
Torta
Ban Mi
Hero
Panini

MYSPACE
FACEBOOK

ALBUM
Phenomenal Handclap Band-S/T. Record out June 23 on Friendly Fire Recordings (Itunes / Amazon)

SHOWS
June 17 Stuytown Ovalour
June 25 Record Release Party @ Santos

photo credit by: Alex Solmssen

This is what I'm talking about

2009-06-02T02:47:00.001-04:00

A bit of FUCK history

2009-06-01T14:13:00.001-04:00

dam funk getting loose in the studio

2009-05-30T16:55:00.003-04:00

DâM-FunK In L.A. | Funkmosphere Lab ~ 4.09

dam funk getting loose in the studio

2009-05-30T16:55:00.001-04:00

dre we can't wait hurry up

2009-05-30T16:12:00.001-04:00

fuck work

2009-05-30T13:33:00.001-04:00

FREAKY FRIDAY'S

2009-05-29T11:20:00.003-04:00

Freaky Fridays!
a weekly chance to exorcise the Freak in us, holler at someone we always wanted to/or just recently had the urge to bone.

Cheah. If you were born before the 80's, put your hands high in the air, cus that means you were Old enough to get aroused or excited IN the 80's.
It means that you most likely remember those bombshells and firebirds of the brown persuasion like; Vanity, Gloria Estefan, Sade, Tina Turner, even Whitney Houston.

but this weeks freaky friday is going out to SHEILA E!

she could play the drums standing up and sing her ass off! peep the videos.
Prince knew what he was doing.

Sheila E. if you're still in NYC... let's go make some rhythm!!

OUR HERO!!!

2009-05-28T12:54:00.009-04:00

Nancy Mitchell is a monster. She directed our video for Fuck/Funk Work. She killed it. Destroyed it. We can't be more grateful! Shout out to Three 21 Media!!!

FUCK WORK VIDEO

For more of her awesomeness click HERE

Yay!!!!

VIDEO PREMIERE

2009-05-28T12:54:00.003-04:00

VIDEO DROPS!!!!!

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damm

2009-05-27T21:43:00.001-04:00

you got knocked the fuckout. i love pitbull. he kept rapping!!

TOP FIVE TUESDAY

2009-05-27T14:31:00.004-04:00

*sorry yesterday we were working on our podcast yesterday for taste/urb.*

Top 5 Things That Make TT Happy

5. Vegetarian Cokeheads
4. Nicknames black men give white girls walking to and from the train
3. Gay Indian men n black leather jackets with blonde hair
2. Old people with condoms
1. Lionel Ritchie's accent in All Night Long's verses
1. Project Pat playing Rose. Tiombe Lockhart playing Bernard.

If you don't know what I'm talking about you should shot yourself in the fucking face.

JUS LIKE COMPTON

2009-05-27T02:19:00.000-04:00

man i loved this song so much when i was little cuz he said stlouis

JUNE 13+ NICK//TT DJ SET!

2009-05-27T02:10:00.001-04:00

CAVS Win

2009-05-26T17:28:00.001-04:00

JUNE 22 FUCK WORK

2009-05-26T01:35:00.001-04:00

JAMMIN

2009-05-25T16:29:00.001-04:00

lebron animal porn

2009-05-25T13:43:00.004-04:00

Ms. Carter

2009-05-23T22:58:00.000-04:00

Red Top - King Pleasure - Betty Carter

Freaky Fridays

2009-05-22T14:24:00.002-04:00

Freaky Fridays!
a weekly chance to exorcise the Freak in us, holler at someone we always wanted to/or just recently had the urge to fuck.

I am going to holler at April O'Neil. The channel 6 news reporter that was homies with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Whenever I watched the Turtles I always got this feeling I couldnt explain as a young boy when I saw her in her tight yellow jumpsuit.... especially when she was kidnapped and/or gagged or in a vulnerable situation! She always ran around with a camera with who knows what on the tape.... aaaaand of course her boobs were huge! Heres a nerd fact: April was infected by nanobots that almost killed her until the Turtles injected their own nanobots into her to save her. It worked but she became infertile because of it. So in other words April if you are reading get at me I can make you real.

test test

2009-05-21T17:34:00.001-04:00

Fuck Work by cubiczirconia

I'm a Patriot

2009-05-20T23:47:00.001-04:00

TOP FIVE TUESDAYS

2009-05-18T14:07:00.017-04:00

Alright, I've known Invincible for a while now. She is a dear dear friend and besides that one of the best rappers (i don't feel comfortable ever saying MC). She keeps me posted on politics I should know about and has my back when we need to fight a ho at KFC in Camden Town.

Here's her info. And Ms. things top 5s. Under Top 5s is the video we shoot for "Ropes" from her album Shapeshifters.RIP Ms. Butler. And the link for a sneak peek of "People Not Places"

TWITTER
MYSPACE
SHAPESHIFTERS

INVINCIBLE's
Top 5 videos by rappers with double x chromosomes:

Searching for these was hilarious at times (LOL @ BWP's "2 minute brother"), and disappointing at others (still SMH at Busta turning Rah Digga's joint "Tight" into a BDSM dungeon scene- reminds me of her role in "13 ghosts" yikes!). There were plenty of classics that were impossible to narrow down into this short list including Lady of Rage, MC Trouble, Antoinette, Yo-Yo, and Heather B (yep, from the Real World), BUT unfortunately- waaaaaaay too few in the last decade worth mentioning. Ladies, we need to step our game up and pick up the torch where these legends left off!

#5
BO$$- "Recipe Of A Hoe"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghlGdPUD3nU

First and foremost- This song was one of my favorites as a youngun, plus I HAVE to shout out Bo$ since she's from Deeetroit! The vid looks like it was shot in one of the many vacant warehouses in our lovely city- and she stayed dipped in all Carhartt. Check out her thuggish homies stirring the recipe for gigolo-ing like it was stone soup.

#4
Jean Grae- "Taco Day":

This is one of the most brilliantly written story songs in the history of Hip-Hop, and showcases Jean's outlandish imagination. Not only has this topic never been touched on besides De La Soul's "Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa", the video actually does it justice.

#3
Bahamadia feat. K-Swift and Mecca Star- "3 Tha Hard Way":

This was one of my favorite "jawns" off of her debut album simply because it was three dope female emcees straight spittin with no gimmicks or bullshit-and the video reflects that same sentiment. The beat is produced by the one and only DJ Premiere. It doesn't hurt that Bahamadia is one of the coolest, most down to earth people I have EVER met in this industry.

#2
Queen Latifah feat. Monie Love- "Ladies First"

Queen Latifah - "Ladies First F/Monie Love" | Music Video | Yo! MTV Raps: Hottest Videos of 1990 | MTV - Watch more Music Videos at Vodpod.

Self explanatory. If this wasn't on the list I woulda given Tiombe permission to slap me.(sidenote: you have to see Anomolies' DJ Kuttin Kandi's record juggling routine to this song)

Tied for the #1 spot:
Both of these legendary emcees are the most influential women in the Hip Hop movement in my opinion...

Roxanne Shante- "Roxanne's Revenge"

The queen of Queensbridge was only 14 when she recorded this in one take, and her motivation was a complimentary pair of Sergio Vanlente designer jeans (Marley Marl worked at their factory and had the hookup). Now known as Dr. Roxanne Shante, she has a PHD in psychology and runs an icee shop for youth in Queens. Random factoid- that's a young Lin Que helping her put on her mink! CLASSIC!

MC Lyte - Paper Thin
by Dante35

Why she would get out of her car by Astor Place at the same exact moment that her man is on the train spitting game to another lady didn't really click at first, but I guess that's a scorned woman's spidey sense at work. The synching is lined up worse than an overdubbed kung fu flick, but all the magical parts make you quickly forget the technical difficulties. CLASSIC!

ROPES
Ropes

PEOPLE NOT PLACES
http://english.aljazeera.net/programmes/playlist/2008/09/200891891658335703.html

My favorite song

2009-05-17T15:09:00.001-04:00

bounce bounce on that head

Thanks Nick

Freaky Fridays

2009-05-15T13:40:00.004-04:00

Freaky Fridays!
A Weekly chance to exercise the Freak in us, holler at someone we always wanted to/or just recently had the urge to do it to.

FUCK WORK JUNE 22

2009-05-14T15:13:00.001-04:00

TOP 5 TUESDAYS// YAK BALLZ EDITION

2009-05-12T23:03:00.002-04:00

sorry for the late response. been out in these streets grinding it out.
we would like to give you the top 5 video games of yaks past.

Not only being one of the best human beings of life, Yak is a part of the weatherman, cardboard city, and in my opinion one of the dudes that will be the next to move hip hop forward as we all move along.

yakz math:
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Top 5 Video Games of MY Past: Ultimate Favorites that took a lot of my time.

1. Street Fighter II -SNES

2. Mike Tyson's Punch Out -NES

3. Castlevania II: Simon's Quest -NES

4. Mortal Kombat II -SNES

5. Metal Gear Solid -PS1

bonus* Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater -PS1*

Oh My Jah

2009-05-12T20:08:00.007-04:00

Just got Fuck Work Video. a;lskdjf;lkasdf;lkas;ldkfj;klasjdfja;skdljf
Nancy Mitchel directed it. It's incredible. Can't wait!

Photo: Mark Zaharis

Freaky Fridays

2009-05-08T12:10:00.005-04:00

Freaky Fridays!
a weekly chance to exorcise the Freak in us, holler at someone we always wanted to/or just recently had the urge to fuck.
I tip my hat at the nod to start this weekly off.

This week goes out to JENNA MONIEZ.

It's 1983. I'm 7 years old, going on twelve. Jenna is hands down the hottest young latina in the 2nd grade. hair, black, silk like a navaho, and skin like butterscotch candy. her legs would protrude out from her blue and green plaid uniform skirt like popsicle sticks with choco-dipped softserve melting down them. mmm

I would replay this same lucid daydream over and over in my head...

directly behind my elementary school there was this small man-made pond with big goldfish in it, and Jenna lived right on the other side tucked in this row of houses.
In the dream I'd be sitting on a bench by the pond. feeding the fish or just sitting and waiting. she would walk out of her house butt-ass neked. (she had flashed me once on the playground, so I had a good reference point of what she looked like under her clothes. but what did I know about foreplay and seduction then?! lol)
she'd walk up and sit down next to me, and we'd talk about the most random shit, but she'd always be the same, free as a jailbird. and I'd gaze over every exposed part of her. legs, neck and cute, nowhere near developed, mini mounds. I was 7! shit my penis didnt even know how to get hard yet.
I remember wanting to kiss her, but not knowing what to do, and it seemed wacked. so instead i'd get the most enjoyment out of gazing and slight touches of her skin with my hands. it was always foreign. always felt new. it never got old.

I'm not 7 anymore.

Freaky Friday.

Jenna if you're out there.. HOLLLLLERRR

TOP FIVE TUESDAYS

2009-05-05T14:00:00.004-04:00

Yo. We decided to do a Top Five Tuesdays. Tuesdays are generally worse than Mondays, you seem even further from Friday. So why not entertain each other. Every Tuesday we're gonna show love to someone in our extended fam to speak on whatever the fuck they want. You don't gotta sing or rap or even be a spoken word artist. Email us at: cubiczirconiaband@gmail.com
First up:

WAAJEED

5 Top Things I Hate About Sex

1. Penis burn from heavy petting. (Ouch!!!!)
2. Quickies in the summertime. (Pubic hair kinda smells like an old mop.)
3. Quiet Bitchez!!!!!!!! (Ahhhhhh.....I'm working hard over here.)
4. The sound of her voice afterwards. (Can I hang myself now.)
5. Mercy sex. (I feel lame doing it but fuck it!!!!!!! It's still ass.)

I met Waajeed waaay back in the day at a SV concert. My homegirl, who I later found out was a groupie ho slut, introduced us. We argued about falafels (black hippies) and horoscopes (specifically cancer males, whateves i was scorned). Couple months later he hit me up to work on some project called PPP. I loved Waajeed's stuff, but I was having a moments in my life and didn't wanna write AT ALL. But that nigga sent me a check, so hey. We worked together on Platinum Pied Piper's Album "Triple P" and toured. We've had our moments and I'm sure he thinks I'm a juuuust a lil off, but I love Jeed like a brother and absolutely credit Jeed for getting this tired ho back in the game.

Those that don't know. Waajeed's done all types of production for Slum Village, Coultrain, Havana, DJ Center & scoring for Chris Rock & Nelson George's Good Hair movie. Check for Funkin For Jamica/Jeedo Suave 12" next month on Jazzy Sport.

myspace.com/waajeedandthebling47group

EVERY TUESDAY TOP FIVE FROM PEOPLE WE LIKE

tune

2009-04-24T13:28:00.001-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBGs8JkVkFY x

Word

2009-04-23T12:21:00.003-04:00

I usually accidently sometimely watch Fox news, they are weird and scare meh. But homeboy couldn't have said it better.

Thanks for everybody that came to our show!!! So much fun

2009-04-15T23:12:00.002-04:00

This scene makes me feel like there's dry oatmeal under my skin, but can't stop watching. Don't watch if your having a rough day.

its coming

2009-04-14T00:30:00.002-04:00

TUES APRIL 14 W MACHINEDRUM in BK

2009-04-07T21:56:00.003-04:00

please come rep.

rsvp@machinedrum.net for 5 bucks..

gonna be a fun one. set time coming shortly.

SONG

2009-04-06T14:09:00.002-04:00

But don't let it make you

2009-04-01T22:23:00.002-04:00

"Goonette" Trailer

Thanks Crunktastical. Thanks you

That's the way I plant my baby PT 2

2009-03-31T01:39:00.002-04:00

" >Id Rather Be With You - Bootsy Collins

THAT S THE WAY I PLANT MY BABY ON THE BUTT

2009-03-31T01:09:00.008-04:00

Number One. Bootsy!!!!!!!!!!!!

SONG

2009-03-25T12:37:00.002-04:00

Black & Blue - The Spits

Weird

2009-03-15T18:33:00.004-04:00

I'm allergic to nuts. Insert joke here. This is crazy.

Treatment for Peanut Allergies Shows Promise

By TARA PARKER-POPE
A medically supervised daily dose of peanuts may help children with peanut allergies greatly increase their tolerance to the food, according to two new studies that raise the possibility of a cure for this potentially life-threatening condition.

The findings, presented on Sunday at a meeting of the American Academy of Allergy, Asthma and Immunology in Washington, suggest that a treatment for peanut allergy may be developed in two or three years, said Dr. Wesley Burks, the chief of the division of pediatric allergy and immunology at Duke University Medical Center, who helped conduct the research.

An estimated 12 million Americans suffer from food allergies, including about 2.2 million children. About 3.3 million people are allergic to peanuts or tree nuts. While drugs can be used to treat an allergic reaction, there are no approved treatments for food allergies.

Because even a minor exposure can set off a reaction, many people at risk strictly avoid foods that contain an allergen or were prepared in places where nuts or other allergens might have been used.

Nearly half of the 150 deaths attributed to food allergies each year in the United States are caused by peanut allergies, according to Duke University.

The new treatment uses doses of peanuts that start as small as one-thousandth of a peanut and eventually increase to about 15 peanuts a day. In a pilot study at Duke University and Arkansas Children’s Hospital in Little Rock, 33 children with documented peanut allergy have received the daily therapy, which is given as a powder sprinkled on food. Most of the children are tolerating the therapy without developing allergic reactions, and five stopped the treatment after two and a half years because they could now tolerate peanuts in their regular diet. But four children dropped out because they could not tolerate the treatment.

In a related study of just 18 children, the researchers gave the treatment to 12 children and a placebo powder to 6. After 10 months, the children were given a medically supervised test exposing them to peanuts. In the placebo group, the children developed symptoms after ingesting the equivalent of one and a half peanuts. In the treatment group, the children tolerated 15 peanuts without symptoms.

Far more study is needed before the treatment can be used outside of a research setting, Dr. Burks said. The Duke/Arkansas study plans to enroll at least 80 children in the next few years to compare the treatment to the placebo.

Researchers in Britain have reported similar results in small studies in which children were given daily peanut doses to build their tolerance. The Consortium of Food Allergy Research, which includes five major research centers in the United States and is financed by the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, is conducting similar treatment studies for both egg and peanut allergies.

Dr. Burks pointed out that the children in the studies were under a high level of medical supervision, and that parents should not try the approach on their own. “These studies do give us hope that there will be a treatment in the next two or three years,” he said. “It’s not something to do in practice or at home yet.”

i am addicted

2009-03-11T12:46:00.001-04:00

SO ANGRY. SO MUCH PAIN

2009-03-06T12:29:00.002-05:00

i love you

2009-03-06T11:35:00.003-05:00

thank you right eye contact for leaving me last thursday night. ushering me into more nights of discombobulation, debauchery and feet full of glass.

i love you

2009-03-06T11:32:00.004-05:00

i love you skully and indian buffet

i love you

2009-03-06T11:30:00.002-05:00

I love you Diane

dont get in the way of nores smoke

2009-03-05T12:21:00.001-05:00

ldn

2009-03-02T18:36:00.002-05:00

full recap coming soon,

top 10 highlights thus far in no particular order

1. jooles the bartender at yoyo
2 yahooda joining razorlight
3. wagamama
4. sleeping til 7 pm in the countryside
5. rusko at fabric at 5am on friday
6. peggy
7. diane giving tiombe bomb luella shoes to wear, skully booking us amazing shows, sleeping out in the country, moist brownies, green curry, garlic, salmon, ignacio the little hipster bartender at the local pub...
8. british museum
9. paul the indian dude that gave us a hotel after walking around for 3 hours.. almost either slept on the street or the tube.
10. afrikan boy

bonus

11. 3.95 veggie indian buffet in angel
12 east enders

bonus wackness

camden street chinese food.

dont forget to check out the mixtape in the post below.. pass it to a friend. all that good stuff.

hope is well, more to come soon

cz/nh

MIXTAPE!!!!!!!

2009-02-17T14:40:00.004-05:00

CUBIC ZIRCONIA MIXTAPE VOLUME 1: CZ DOES LONDON

please enjoy this mix.
its a few of our tunes, a few songs we like, and some other stuff mixed in for good measure.

CLICK BELOW FOR MIX
CUBIC ZIRCONIA MIXTAPE VOLUME 1: CZ DOES LONDON

tracklist

cubic zirconia- i wanna freebase you
cubic zirconia- dick for a day
chase and status- eastern jam
cubic zirconia- josephine
claw- jersey shore guidos
curses ft maggie horn- the deep end
bucketheads-the bomb instrumental
cubic zirconia- the phone
tyrees- acid crash
cubic zirconia- fuck work (proper villians/ jubilee remix)
dj class ft lil jon- i'm the ish
cubic zirconia- secret bonus track

TOUR DATES

2-20 NYC flashing lights w catchdubs/ayers/jubilee

UKUKUKUK

2.23 Barfly w Gold Teeth
2.24 The Underbelly w Sophie Delila
2.25 Water Rats - DJ SET w 1990s and Solid Gold
2.26 YOYO - Notting Hill Arts Club w La Roux
2.27 Cargo - FREE FRIDAYS
2.28 The Monarch Bar - Play It By Ear - w Playdoe
2.28 SECRET LOCATION IN SHOREDITCH w AFRIKAN BOY

connect.

www.myspace.com/cubiczirconiamusic
cubiczirconiamusic.blogspot.com
facebook group- http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=51804100029

CUBICZIRCONIABAND@GMAIL.COM

UK/REST OF THE WORLD BOOKING
ATTACKEDBYVOLUME@GMAIL.COM- SKULLY
THANKYOU-

Here I Am. Better late than never.... Lucille

2009-02-13T00:51:00.001-05:00

Hello Lucille Are You A Lesbian? - T VALENTINE

Ms. Katie

2009-02-05T14:50:00.000-05:00

RIP LUX INTERIOR

2009-02-05T13:16:00.001-05:00

What a fucking bum out

PARTY

2009-02-05T01:07:00.000-05:00