Tardy For The Party

why do they continue to do this to my people with food comericals?

AWESOME

Freaky Fridays (RIP Magic Fingers)

Wednesday, June 17, John Joseph Houghtaling, aka homie who brought our grand-parents The Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed, passed on. His freaky ass was 92 years old. He is my freak of the week because, in my opinoion, is the first person to show us it's okay to have robotic side dishes in the bedroom. RIP homie.
I can't post a picture of the vibrating bed because I'm at work.

TOP FIVE TUESDAY

*sorry yesterday we were working on our podcast yesterday for taste/urb.*

Top 5 Things That Make TT Happy

5. Vegetarian Cokeheads
4. Nicknames black men give white girls walking to and from the train
3. Gay Indian men n black leather jackets with blonde hair
2. Old people with condoms
1. Lionel Ritchie's accent in All Night Long's verses
1. Project Pat playing Rose. Tiombe Lockhart playing Bernard.

If you don't know what I'm talking about you should shot yourself in the fucking face.

Word

I usually accidently sometimely watch Fox news, they are weird and scare meh. But homeboy couldn't have said it better.

PARTY

Nick, do you think Diamond Divas and CZ can hang out

BLAZED

Is it me or is that Obama to Laurence Fishburne's right? BTW Laurence is the soulfulest name ever. It DOESN'T sound elegant boo boo. And also can my people PLEASE stop giving the babies Jheri Curls. I'm not talking hipster black. I'm saying children who don't have memories of jheri curls and aren't trying to be ironic. They don't remember that era because they're 4 years old. And you have all that product in that poor babies hair. And you know you've seen this. You just convinced yourself its a texturizer.
Oh and By The Way I think Laurence Fishburne doing CSI wasn't a good look.

This is horrible

I usually try to avoid getting involved in political topics, because I have no clue what the hell I'm taking about. I have no words for these dirty pigs. I had no idea. You would think with Obama becoming our president THIS MONTH. Some shit would change. But this is disguisting. I'm sure some police are okay, but most them are dumb fucks. Dumber than the people they harrass, beat, arrest and kill.

My prayers go out to his family. R.I.P. Oscar Grant.
I didn't post it cuz it's really really sad. So, only if you want to see how fucked up these nasty stupid fucks are here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKKQ-gzc_Yw&feature=related

WORD OF THE DAY

Blank

adj. blank·er, blank·est
1.
a. Devoid of writing, images, or marks
b. Containing no information; unrecorded or erased
2. Not completed or filled in
3. Not having received final processing; unfinished
Example: My homegirl from Houston that I'm not gonna name, but you know who you are. Remember that car ride you took and you didn't know if you were gonna make it home? What do you see in his eyes girl? Nothing right. That shit was BLANK, right? That's what we call prison eyes, boo boo. That's what we call prison eyes.

• CRAZY EYES I think 35% of bitches* have this one. You may think that's a low number, but not so much. I personally think it's 90%, but bitches are good with covering up their eyes with devil paint. Men oft times have this trait, but its not thaaat scary for the girls that like his crazy ass. LADIES crazy eyes do not equal bedroom eyes. Aww, fuck it we all know they do.
  

• WILD EYES This really just happens when you're drunk. It can happen to anyone who drinks 2 bottles of wine and 6 jamesons. It's only scary when you smile AND have wild eyes. Cuz at that point NOBODIES laughing, only crying. This means you left the group and did some of that stuff. This leads us right on too.....
  

• PRISON EYES This is never any good. Women don't have it so much. Only women that have been to PRISON. But most women are in there for being drug mules. Ummm. Not really but I like the idea. Men prison eyes however, that's a whole nother story. Every bitch knows they've seen that shit on the subway or sometimes when you fuck up and take him to dinner with your friends. He is beyond giving a FUCK. He is trying to crush, kill, destroy stress your body OUT. Looking right straight through you all the while. Here's a good example of prison eyes. I will never think of desiressss the same way, nor booty unless we're talking of pirates. Speaking of pirates. What the fuck is going on there.
  

* All women are bitches. It's nothing bad. I don't think. I'm still waiting on my how to self esteem tape from '88.

NSFW. NOT FOR THE BABIES. 18 & UP BOO BOO

please don't let it be true

R.I.P. Breed. I have no words.