
Showing posts with label PRISON EYES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PRISON EYES. Show all posts
Friday, November 6, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Cubic Zirconia's Next Show in NYC
We're excited our line up for our Mercury Lounge show Aug 26. Michna and Apsci. Yay!! If you think Santos was buck this is going to be even crazier trust! Good bands, surprises!!
If you were at last show we suggest buying tix NOW to avoid the madness!!Click here for tix!
And check out Apsci
and Michna
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Hazel Dobkins
Okay. I don't know what the hell this fuckery is, but I highly highly highly suggest clicking the link below. Michael Douglas is a freaky freak nasty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvl82Z9Zqg
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Freaky Fridays
Freaky Fridays!
A Weekly chance to exercise the Freak in us, holler at someone we always wanted to/or just recently had the urge to do it to.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Word
I usually accidently sometimely watch Fox news, they are weird and scare meh. But homeboy couldn't have said it better.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
WORD OF THE DAY
Blank
adj. blank·er, blank·est
1.
a. Devoid of writing, images, or marks
b. Containing no information; unrecorded or erased
2. Not completed or filled in
3. Not having received final processing; unfinished
Example: My homegirl from Houston that I'm not gonna name, but you know who you are. Remember that car ride you took and you didn't know if you were gonna make it home? What do you see in his eyes girl? Nothing right. That shit was BLANK, right? That's what we call prison eyes, boo boo. That's what we call prison eyes.
NSFW. NOT FOR THE BABIES. 18 & UP BOO BOO
adj. blank·er, blank·est
1.
a. Devoid of writing, images, or marks
b. Containing no information; unrecorded or erased
2. Not completed or filled in
3. Not having received final processing; unfinished
Example: My homegirl from Houston that I'm not gonna name, but you know who you are. Remember that car ride you took and you didn't know if you were gonna make it home? What do you see in his eyes girl? Nothing right. That shit was BLANK, right? That's what we call prison eyes, boo boo. That's what we call prison eyes.
- CRAZY EYES I think 35% of bitches* have this one. You may think that's a low number, but not so much. I personally think it's 90%, but bitches are good with covering up their eyes with devil paint. Men oft times have this trait, but its not thaaat scary for the girls that like his crazy ass. LADIES crazy eyes do not equal bedroom eyes. Aww, fuck it we all know they do.
- WILD EYES This really just happens when you're drunk. It can happen to anyone who drinks 2 bottles of wine and 6 jamesons. It's only scary when you smile AND have wild eyes. Cuz at that point NOBODIES laughing, only crying. This means you left the group and did some of that stuff. This leads us right on too.....
- PRISON EYES This is never any good. Women don't have it so much. Only women that have been to PRISON. But most women are in there for being drug mules. Ummm. Not really but I like the idea. Men prison eyes however, that's a whole nother story. Every bitch knows they've seen that shit on the subway or sometimes when you fuck up and take him to dinner with your friends. He is beyond giving a FUCK. He is trying to crush, kill, destroy stress your body OUT. Looking right straight through you all the while. Here's a good example of prison eyes. I will never think of desiressss the same way, nor booty unless we're talking of pirates. Speaking of pirates. What the fuck is going on there.
NSFW. NOT FOR THE BABIES. 18 & UP BOO BOO
Friday, November 21, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
DAMN IT
I personally wanna have Olbermann's smart ass children. Matthews has a little too much spit in his mouth for me and oft times seems really confused on the appropiately titled, Hardball. But that's A dawg's man so I won't judge.
Labels:
PRISON EYES
Thursday, November 13, 2008
PURE BALLS MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE
Yes, once you get married to your gay ass husband you will not have any heartbreak and pain. Dumb ass. I think Marie Merkle's hair thickening mousse has gone to her brain. I'll show you pure.
My moto: Totally trashed, he didn't smash.
Labels:
PRISON EYES,
YOURE SCARING THE CHILDREN
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
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