RIP EARTHA KITT

I SUCK

i had a moment. sorry for not posting. i'm stupid.

al b sure for prez

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TICKETS CLICK BELOW!!!!!

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gun clapper for you eazy e for me

Merry Mutha Fuckin Christmas - Eazy-E

i'm a gun clapper fan

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Track 01 -

FOR NICK

He makes me feel uncomfortable.

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THIS IS GOOD

HANGOVER CURES

SHARE THEM. IM DYING. THANK YOU

2008

Thanks dlisted

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THIS IS SUMMING UP MY DAY

I LOVE YOU

IM IN LOVE WITH A PENGUINNNNNNN

TT AND NICK ON IM

tiomb: yo lets just post boners all day
nick conceller: IM DOWN
nick conceller: u see m
nick conceller: my
nick conceller: gaucamole post
tiomb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y
tiomb: did you see this one
nick conceller: yes
nick conceller: ive seen them all
nick conceller: adfjsjk;ldfsjklfadskj;ds
tiomb=: boners are funny
nick conceller: is it gay if you like looking at dicks
tiomba: no
nick conceller: ok word
nick conceller: im not gay then
tiomb: no
tiomb: not
tiomb: gay
nick conceller: if it gay if you like swallowing dicks
nick conceller: !!!!
tiomb: if you swallow the jeez you are gay
nick conceller: what if you eat your own
tiomb: if you spit it out you're not
tiomb: then your just testing it for the ladies
nick conceller: making sure your bringing a quality product
tiomb: exactly
nick conceller: i think this IM conversation should be on the blog
tiomb: i agree
tiomb: post it

hi

im making guacamole right now.

just saying

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LIVE SHOWS!!!!!

YES. we have shows. more info to come on all of them, but if you have a calender and you live in NYC or london, save the dates please. :)

i love you new york

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Blank

adj. blank·er, blank·est
1.
a. Devoid of writing, images, or marks
b. Containing no information; unrecorded or erased
2. Not completed or filled in
3. Not having received final processing; unfinished
Example: My homegirl from Houston that I'm not gonna name, but you know who you are. Remember that car ride you took and you didn't know if you were gonna make it home? What do you see in his eyes girl? Nothing right. That shit was BLANK, right? That's what we call prison eyes, boo boo. That's what we call prison eyes.

• CRAZY EYES I think 35% of bitches* have this one. You may think that's a low number, but not so much. I personally think it's 90%, but bitches are good with covering up their eyes with devil paint. Men oft times have this trait, but its not thaaat scary for the girls that like his crazy ass. LADIES crazy eyes do not equal bedroom eyes. Aww, fuck it we all know they do.
  

• WILD EYES This really just happens when you're drunk. It can happen to anyone who drinks 2 bottles of wine and 6 jamesons. It's only scary when you smile AND have wild eyes. Cuz at that point NOBODIES laughing, only crying. This means you left the group and did some of that stuff. This leads us right on too.....
  

• PRISON EYES This is never any good. Women don't have it so much. Only women that have been to PRISON. But most women are in there for being drug mules. Ummm. Not really but I like the idea. Men prison eyes however, that's a whole nother story. Every bitch knows they've seen that shit on the subway or sometimes when you fuck up and take him to dinner with your friends. He is beyond giving a FUCK. He is trying to crush, kill, destroy stress your body OUT. Looking right straight through you all the while. Here's a good example of prison eyes. I will never think of desiressss the same way, nor booty unless we're talking of pirates. Speaking of pirates. What the fuck is going on there.
  

* All women are bitches. It's nothing bad. I don't think. I'm still waiting on my how to self esteem tape from '88.

NSFW. NOT FOR THE BABIES. 18 & UP BOO BOO

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It's such a gamble when you get a face

FRUIT PUNCH

Two kinds of Fruint Punches in one. It's like Minute Maid's Cherry Limeade. Huh Jam?

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NEVER GETS OLD

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Scroll to 2:00 for the song. Shame on you if you don't know who Eddie Kane Jr. is.

I aplogize for this turning into a youtube blog

please bear with us. we will have alot of good shit coming, flyers, more music, all that stuff. stories about the time i blew up my neighbors mailbox in 4th grade, stealing a car and then crashing it at a church retreat in michigan, taking ecstasy from a stranger once, those are all coming. But right now i must share 2 of my more recent internet favorites.

Also, if you are out there leave us a comment.

This video below contains some explicit cartoon scenes, flashing lights and is FOR OVER 18's ONLY.


Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com


now that you saw that

enjoy this.

i watch both at least 6 times a day.



love-

THIS 4 YOU TT

so last night, what a night. never go to webster hall on the night before thanksgiving, even if hendrix and tupac play together for free. the guidos were out and were real real angry... fights, dudes vomiting on each other, no bar tender tipping.. what a world we are a part of... anyways, thoughts go out to everyone in mumbai. and happy thanksgiving to all.

ps- follow our blog!

FRUIT PUNCH

HOLD UP

I'm an equal opportunist? Ummm. If there's any gang I didn't include on this day I'm sorry. Hit us up and we'll include it on our west coast days or dre day with nick.

WEST COAST ALL DAY

I am from Atlanta, but i'm also from LA. When people turn their nose up at me, I tell those hos I had a different experience than 90210. I wasn't poor poor, but was far as hell from getting two pair of cross colors. I grew up in North Hollywood with the blacks, the mexicans and porn stars and i had a problem with running off to watts to hang out with my homegirls boyfriends just released friend. True story. I'm going to be quiet now. I'm sorry mom.

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right⋅eous
   /ˈraɪtʃəs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [rahy-chuhs] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. characterized by uprightness or morality: a righteous observance of the law.
2. morally right or justifiable: righteous indignation.
3. acting in an upright, moral way; virtuous: a righteous and godly person.
4. Slang. absolutely genuine or wonderful: some righteous playing by a jazz great.
–noun
5. the righteous, (used with a plural verb) righteous persons collectively
EXAMPLE: The Opposite. You ain't shit.

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Notes from Housewives of ATL

Ohhhh. Where do i begin. Sweet lord jesus,
THERE IS A GOD.


above is the clip of hopefully the upcoming show on cable. i know its wrong and we all got a lot of blessings and semi peaceful riots this past month, but please lord please.

i don't have any clips, just run wild with your imagination.
below are my notes for the reunion of Housewives of ATL

• the host came out his mouth. but for his sake, he acts likes that alot. he is not slow. thats part of his act. like a straight gilbert godfred/gay/straight garry oldman
  
• i like nene's boobs
  
• kim was at chillis waiting for cancer results?? was it in a mall or a plaza?
• black community? whats that? oh yeah i forgot we all meet for the Harriett Tubman Phyliss birthday gala bonquiet party at the YWCA at the black town hall for the "information" meetings at 4 ( 9pm CPT time) JAM JAM!!!!!!!!!!!*************
• did i spell her name right?
  
• no, but did i, lisa?************
• somebodies slow on that show
• flarage of nostrils anyone?***
  
• FLARAGE OF NOSTRILS ANYONE GOT DANG IT***

***flarage of nostrils does not depend on a wide or narrow nose. IT EXISTS IN EVERY RACE. We must all do our part.
**********i'll see you at 9

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For those that don't know how cold it is in the D. Check out the video below. Best line ever, How the fuck do we supposed to keep Peace.



Thanks Crunktastical

please don't let it be true

R.I.P. Breed. I have no words.

SHAMA LAMA DING DONG

ummmm. i think i just bummed myself out. whateves (LISA!!) i'm a girl. here you go.

FRUIT PUNCH

I feel you Nick Don't Lie. What the happened to KRS Ones Hip Hop School? Oh well, here's to the past. R.I.P. Rap City.

A POLL>

YAY OR NAY?

I SAY YAY

kanye and tpain support my claim.

further more. i give it up to mr west on his quest to destroy what we thought rap radio was. i think the new record is brilliant, and his concept is even better. check it out if you have a chance.

UMMMMMM

SHAMA LAMA DING DONG

YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF

UMMMMMM

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hello

to anyone tuning in from men women and children land.
i am your host nick hook, and i would love for you to follow our blog and get in on the conversation.

thanks for stopping by and be in touch.

:)

SINCE WE'RE STILL TALKING IN AWESOME

SINCE WE'RE TALKING IN AWESOME

heros

i watch this shit everyday. i think you should also.

FORNICATION

DAMN IT

I personally wanna have Olbermann's smart ass children. Matthews has a little too much spit in his mouth for me and oft times seems really confused on the appropiately titled, Hardball. But that's A dawg's man so I won't judge.

SATURDAY'S SONG?

I'm sorry song of the day is all over the place. Obviously I have no consistencey, nor discipline.

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Tina, what the hell is going on here. First of all what the fuck are you talking about? Second, are you tired (1:03)? Third, why are the children in the video. Why Tina Why?

Thanks Jam Jam for ever so slightly singing this song over the phone, to remind me of this soulful ass auntie was on that stuff and "was" a prostitute video. I know she was tired after all that Ike shit. But her record company should have a spa day into the video budget.
What ho takes american express?

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WRONG (rông, rng)
adj.
1. Not in conformity with fact or truth; incorrect or erroneous.
2.
a. Contrary to conscience, morality, or law; immoral or wicked.
b. Unfair; unjust.
3. Not required, intended, or wanted: TOOK A WRONG TURN.

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PURE BALLS MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

Yes, once you get married to your gay ass husband you will not have any heartbreak and pain. Dumb ass. I think Marie Merkle's hair thickening mousse has gone to her brain. I'll show you pure.
My moto: Totally trashed, he didn't smash.

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This video makes me sad lil jon's juice energy thingy didn't do as well as he thought it would.

FORNICATION

IS IT ME

Is it me but, am I seeing a lot more commercials with black people as people. Comparative to Oh no she didn't chicken woman/ funny did he just eat my seven layer burrito college black man. I like it like it like that. Slow motion for mehhhh.

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I'LL F*CK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME

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Can somebody please tell me what the hell he's talking about. I KNOW its sexual, but pink cookies in a plastic bag is the dousey. It just don't make sense LL.

I'LL F*CK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME

I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE MY D*CK SIZE.

I NEVER THOUGHT

I'LL F*CK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME

WHY DO SLOW PEOPLE INSIST ON BEING NUDE AND SEXUAL

He does look moisturized.

I CAN'T QUIT YOU

FOR SOME SPECIAL BOXER ACTION SCROLL TO 1:30

please vote on tuesday

lets make sure we make this a reality.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!

CHURCH PLAY ACTING

This is my shit. Monica Calhoun is brillant and Lisa Raye, no comment.

YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF

YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF

YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF

WORD OF THE DAY

in⋅ap⋅pro⋅pri⋅ate

not appropriate; not proper or suitable

EXAMPLE: Please don't touch my bathing suit area, its inappropriate.

gnr

while tiombe was having teen age fantasys about aaron hall, i had 5944933 posters of axl rose on my wall. Somehow i didn't turn up gay with that many dudes on my walls, but i still love guns n roses.

one day cz will cover the whole lies album.
for now listen to the new song and remember the days of being pure.

AARON HALL WOULD GET IT

I'm not throwing a damn thing back. That boy was fine.

I'LL F*CK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME

TOM PETTY WOULD GET IT

I once heard a story that Tom Petty was driving to a celebrity wedding. He got so stoned that he thought the helicopters flying around the wedding were UFOs and crashed into a tree.

i think its about time

a fuckin monkey smoking a joint. what can you do

YOU'VE JUST SET MY PEOPLE BACK 27 YEARS

And I'm talking about the coonery that follows the baby.

TL

UNCLE GAY

TL

HARVEY KEITEL WOULD GET IT

TL

hi

we are cz.